calherewecome

I saw this on the wall in the men’s room at a Masonic Lodge in Santa Monica:

Pigs

• When you can’t do a thing with your hair wear pig-tails.
• A pig-ture is worth a thousand words.
• Don’t be a boar.
• Life is not a dress rehearsal. Ham it up now.
• Tell people you are not fat. Just saving water for the whole barnyard.
• When your house is a pig sty. Hire a maid.
• Be pig-headed only when it really matters.
• Better to bring home the bacon than to cook it.
• People love you more with a few extra pounds.
• Be the little pig that went “Wheee-eee all the way home”.
• Life is just a bowl of slop so don’t take it seriously,

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